Blackwithers is situated on the Lancashire/Yorkshire border on top off Thurrup Moor. We specialise in tittle-tattle, fibs and hazy recollections locally sourced from the public bar.
Monday, 16 May 2011
Toilet humour
After the raid on Bin Laden's compound the American's said they were looking for Bin Laden's "Number 2". Now they say they are looking for his "Golden Chain"(?). How many bathrooms can a million dollar house have? Does explain the price tag though.
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
One for Archie
Readers' Wives
Bin Laden?
That's what he told me anyway but when I got home and looked at me snaps it seems I'd been given the wrong 'uns. I initially thought that it was a photo of CIA operative and Blackwater employee Chuck Watson that had been altered using a green tea teabag and Mexican salsa (both available from Home Bargains) but NO! Turns out that these are the Photos of Bin Laden after being shot! By seals! In a million dollar mansion! Before being buried at sea!(Osama Bin Laden being an anagram of "lob da man in sea"!). I could be sitting on a fortune here. Suggestions please.
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