In a dress rehearsal for the Royal wedding celebrations, Cook was preparing his signiature dish of mutton stew when his dickie bow fell off into the bubbling miasma. Cook, upon retrieving the aforementioned neckwear, forgot that the previous evening, prior to a game of rugby against the Duckington Weasles, had lubricated his testicles with a liberal doseage of Fiery Jack. The residue of this potent unction, hidden beneath Cook's fingernails and palm of his right hand added a previously unknown "twist" or "kick" to the stew.
As a result our main course on Friday will now be Bow Tie Curry.
(This has been a pathetic attempt to "boost traffic" and "optimize search engine awareness" by using the words "Asian Hottie". There, done it again.
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