Tuesday 29 November 2011

ken russell

  It is with great sadness that we heard of the passing of Ken Russell one of Britain's finest film directors.
    Let it not be forgotten that Ken drew his inspiration for the classic scene in "Women In Love" from our very own Blackwithers Sunday Afternoon Session where he was a regular.
   In the movie Alan Bates and Oliver Reed wrestle naked in front of a roaring hearth. This Sunday, in the snug, we present Richard "Heyho" Flint verses The Gisburn Grappler and our ever popular audience participation "tag" match with talented amateur Little Nev (who's a bit of a greasy customer, let me tell you!)
  All this for £5 including pie, peas, gravy and a blessing from the Bishop of Bispham and Cleveleys.
   Please note: due to the increased electricity prices and a slump in the sale of pork scratchings after the appearance of Phil "Coconut" Shaw, two bars instead of the usual three will be used on the log effect fire.
  In tribute to Mr. Russell music from his film "Tommy", based on the life of WW2 soldier Tommy Atkins and based on the concept album by George Formby, will be played during the pies.

Monday 28 November 2011

National awareness day

  Due to constant lobbying by Blackwithers regulars the Charity Commision has now designated Dec.11th as National No Neck Awareness Day.
   We hope to bring to the attention of members of the public the plight of people with no necks and the problems they encounter in their everyday lives.
   Please join us by wearing a tie around your head on Dec. 11th. You are sure to be the talking point in your place of work or public house. You may even attract the attention of strangers in the street, all of which helps raise awareness of National No Neck Day.
   (National No Neck Awareness Day will also be sponsering the 1.40pm race at Wincanton on Dec. 11th). Thank you for your support.