Bin Laden?

Well there I was queuing for me holiday snaps in Supersnaps (they're a bit more obliging than Boots when it comes to photos of a delicate nature) when I got talking to the bloke behind me. As he was of African decent I presumed he was lost but no it turns out it's President Obama from the Americas. He was waiting to get his birth certificate photocopied so that he could buy some fags for his mam.
That's what he told me anyway but when I got home and looked at me snaps it seems I'd been given the wrong 'uns. I initially thought that it was a photo of CIA operative and Blackwater employee Chuck Watson that had been altered using a green tea teabag and Mexican salsa (both available from Home Bargains) but NO! Turns out that these are the Photos of Bin Laden after being shot! By seals! In a million dollar mansion! Before being buried at sea!(Osama Bin Laden being an anagram of "lob da man in sea"!). I could be sitting on a fortune here. Suggestions please.