After several heated conversations in the snug we've come up with a way to defeat the dreaded pasty tax. Our legal eagle Phil Shawshawandshaw maintains that the tax is only applicable on pasties sold above ambient room temperature. Basically, if the bar is as warm as the pasty then no tax!
With this in mind we've organized a peat cutting morning for next Sunday, under cover of darkness, prior to our regular opening.
A free buffet will be your reward and exotic dancer Roxy has promised to do something "a little bit special" not only as a big thankyou but also to mark the Tate Britain retrospective of local lad made good Damien Hirst. Let's hope it includes some dead animals as we've already seen her spots.
Later in the evening we have a benefit gig with country and western tribute artist Pasty Cline and Derby prog rockers Anti-Pasti Tax. Tickets on sale at the bar.
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