Grand National

Bob "The Sage" has picked Hello Bud, Character Building and Midnight Club.  He reckons it's a three horse race. Not in my newspaper it's not, there's about fifty of the buggers. And if it's a three horse race why are Ladbrookes paying out on four places, heh? Bob reckons he's put a monkey on Character Building, which is bound to do better than the woman jockey booked to ride it in the paper.Betting? It's like that wooden tree shaped thingy in the kitchen. It's for mugs.