Royal Honeymoon?

  This week I received an interesting phone call from a youing southern chappy named William. He imparted that he was getting hitched on Friday and did we have any accomodation available for the weekend? Upon checking the register I found that we did indeed have some vacant suites. I asked William if he'd like the Bridle. "No, I'll hold her by the hair 'til she gets used to it", he replied. Aye! Aye!