Rumour has it that Cockhill Barn has been bought by some southerners. Apparently an offer has been put in by a couple from Bolton. They won't last. They'll be wanting all mod-cons like two-ply toilet wipe, mouthwash and a postcode.
At least they'll be ripe for a bit of tarmaccing and the ostrich farm scam. Then we'll see 'em off. They won't be showing their carbon footprints in this pub. I'll give 'em "organic"!
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