No Elbow Room!

Blackwithers regular, Jack Bradshw's little lad, Tyson, was suspended from Hippleton High School for handing in his homework on time! The class had been asked to design a CD sleeve for their favorite band and Tyson loves Bury's top lads Elbow. Using a pistachio nut, olive oil (turning middle-class, Jack?!), and some of his fledgling pubic hair, Tyson placed them in the inside of his elbow to produce this stunning and thought provoking image. The head of the Art Department, Fingle Gladly, failed to see its artistic merit and suspended the poor boy. Here at Blackwithers we have started a fighting fund to take an appeal to the Court Of Human Justice to defend his right to have a bit of a laugh. This would never happen at Jamie's Dream School.