In an attempt to drag Blackwithers into the 20th Century and to cater for some of our weirder customers, I've told Cook to experiment with a vegetarian menu.
Cook's problem is that there isn't much roadkill suitable for our carrot munching friends. To date he's only collected two truffles and a mangled wurzel.
Vegetarian menu??!!! What's wrong wi' real food? Food that you can eat? I once worked in a place where two of them there vegetablers came in and had the ruddy cheek to ask if we "had a vegetarian option". I said "Yes, you can fuck off and eat somewhere else.." Never saw them again and quite right too.
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